I woke up to find that the Sun was finally up. That lazy fella. The Sun hasnt been up for a while and so the first week of school has been miserably miserable. The weather was gross , especially if you were jam-packed standing on a moving bus. Umbrellas were up and frowns too . No one likes the cold , wet weather. Eww.
Today was blistering hot compared to the other days when there was no sun at all . Even though the sky was half sunned it was a pretty awesome day. I travelled to Canley in search of cardboard , but in turn received 2 hours of grocery shopping. The cardboard cost freaken 2 bucks bro. Such a rip. I needed quite a few , okay maybe heaps , so , commerce me , decided to sweet talk daddy into driving me to bonnyrigg. And boy , how easy was that ! Just dial his number and talk posh . Use phrases like ' Hello super super super super nice dad ' or ' you're the best dad ! ' . Yeeaah , im known for my sweet talking. But nevertheless, i still thank him for sacrificing his time to accompany this little annoying girl .
We travelled to Big w and what not is there to do but story tell. Daddy has a whole heap of stories and girl , they're prettty interesting unless of course, he's repeating it. Todays story was basically about ducks crossing the road and OMG , if only i WAS THERE. Apparently , in the early morning , a whole family of ducks crosssed the road with daddy nearly squishing them with the car. There was Mummy duck , Daddy duck , and two or three Baby ducks. How cute . Ochigaga. And from memory, the family of ducks were nearly killed. Yeah , what not but by the speedies. Fric man .
If you dont speed ,you dont risk others lives.
If you dont speed, you dont crash.
If you dont speed, you dont get fined.
If you dont speed, you dont KILL DUCKS CROSSING THE STREET IN THE EARLY MORNING.
GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH.
But who am i to say, i cant judge how well i'd drive. Sigh.
From my daddy's description , it was a near miss. Imagine two sportcars speeding , one after the other , and imagine a whole family of ducks walking one after the other. Daddy said that you couldnt see anything when the cars passsed . AND FUNNY ENOUGH , THE DUCKS WERE DUCKING DOWN. HAHAHAHHAHA. How cute.
And what happens now ?
Well , the duck family reversed back and ducked across back to where they were from. I cant stop to imagine what the ducks were thinking. i mean, you were nearly killed by a gigantic machine that's so fast that you wouldnt notice that it passed by. I bet my bottom dollar that Mummy and Daddy duck were real worried. Ah huh.
Speaking of daddy , I JUST FOUND OUT WHERE MY LAMENESS CAME FROM .LISTEN UP .
Okay , So , he made this real dry joke and in my head i was like , Oh My GOD. You see, we were talking about big W and where else sold cardboard so we could you know , judge which one was better for my use. And then , i was like : ' Oh , What about Go-Lo ? ' And in the next second thats when i realised.. I have Daddy's Holy Blood of Lameness ( DHBL ) . What was his reply, i hear you ask ?
' Go- High ! HAHAHAHAH '
' Harharhar , but someone would say you'd be copying Go-Lo.'
' No no . You could just say that we're GOING HIGH ON QUALITY , HAHAHAH '
And that , was the end of Daddy's Awesome Blood of Coolness ( DABC) hehe. Nah , i reckon dad's pretty cool minus the attitude , the personality, the smile, the stress , the body fat and the lameness. HAHAHAHHA, im funny. Nah ,im kidding. Daddy's just fine <3 ( L )
Well dudes, just giving a big shout to you all , even if your daddy is weird from others , he's bound to be awesome in some way , whether you notice it or not.
Kkay , adios.
See ya later peeps < 3